Side note- I am NOT I repeat NOT a master at Kung Fu. Its like a cross between yoga and kickboxing with Billy the bald buff man. Both of which I had tried with more success than this endeavour.
Do's and Don'ts of Kung Fu school:
Don't smile, this is serious business.
Do pretend to know what you're doing, even if you clearly have no idea.
Don't hold back a good giggle, if you hold it in you will shake and throw off your pose's perfection. If you do, the instuctor will do one of two things: smile at you and try to helpan even when there's no saving you're lack of coordination from your brain to your limbs, oooor he will lunge at you. I have experienced both.
Do the yelling grunting noises. I prefer the "WII!!" for obvious reasons.
Don't give up, you're not thaaat bad, and if you are just stand in the back.
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2 comments:
I liked the humor in today's post. Survival techniques to master the art of Kung Fu might well serve as survival techniques to survive life. Read back over them - they really will work for surviving life. Karen Wells DSA South Africa
Love your do's and don'ts--great advice. While I do not see Kung Fu in my immediate future, nevertheless, your advice is sound and funny. LOL.
RJ Stangherlin
PA DEN LC Blog Coordinator
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